simple advice list

Some simple ways of dealing with the burdens of life:

  • Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
  • Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
  • Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
  • If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
  • If you lend someone $20 and never see them again, it was probably worth it.
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
  • Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. (YES!!)
  • Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
  • When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

And finally, remember that–

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person. 
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